We continued on our exercise and yet more peasant cats were strolling about like they owned the place, an offspring even dared to dash out in our path and the female Infidel made the cycling contraption come to a screeching halt and uttered some expletives at the peasant creature but still she did not free me to assassinate this vermin. This behaviour only served to reinforce my opinion that the woman is a buffoon and further blackened my mood. Has she not learnt yet that a Saluki can bear a grudge for hours?!?
On the bright side today is one of the days that we are visited by another Infidel. This infidel cleans the prison and I take great delight in toying with this Infidel. I must time my torture of her well, because if the female Infidel catches me she will put me in solitary! I play such games as run around the visiting Infidel which generally releases strange squeeling sounds from her and the flapping of arms, excellent fun! I also like to eat her shoes much to the female Infidels horror. Thus far I have managed to consume two whole pairs. The female Infidel didn't half go on about this too something about having to pay for them. I have not paid but the Infidels will and pay dearly. Another fun task is to retrieve a feather contraption the visiting Infidel uses to flap around at hight objects. I am not as good at this these days, I used to be able to forcibly remove it from her hands but she is wise to this now and scares me away with whooshing sounds, so I have to bide my time and steal it when it is left unattended, this usually initiates a chase sequence whereby I dart about the house and none of the silly Infidels can catch me. Yes I am in for a fun day today and perhaps this will serve to lift the black mood that descended on me this morning.