I am now very tired from all my acrobatics and will spend the evening alternating between a deep slumber and fetching shoes from the shoe cupboard. I am still displeased and want the Infidels to feel my ire. The kelb has withered under my gaze, he has spent the day following the female around looking gormless in between licking the more repulsive parts of his anatomy! Obsequious creature!
PS I have left a message for the gardener to discover in the flower bed, I do hope he is turning it over by hand again tomorrow. Mwahahahahahahaha