I have received a reply from President Bush's Aid. It read as follows:
Unfortunately the President does not drive foreign cars, therefore your offer of a Suzuki must be declined. We thank you for your kind offer.
Office of The Whitehouse
Good grief! I despair, that man seriously needs help! I shall try that nice man Mr Putin.
This day has put me in a black mood indeed. Woe betide the Infidels tomorrow!