I am not very pleased this morning either, because the female Infidel has stripped all my bedding and is putting it in the machine that she thinks makes it smell nice! I can see that I will have to do something about that as I prefer my bedding to have a more Saluki aroma to it. A bit of oud sprayed in my cell would go down a treat but no I have to have Infidel smells from their machine instead.
I have spent the morning chewing on a rug on the landing as no one is paying me any attention. I even left a bit of the wool on the corner of my mouth so that they would know. Yes that got their attention. I am now in solitary just for a change. Bugger!