We have had our daily exercise and a couple of hours later the Infidels fed me! I refused to indulge them, it is Ramadan! Now I shall have to wait until sun down to be sated, cretins! Needless to say the fat infidel kelb quaffed his meal this morning.
I am currently languishing on the infidels bed, but no doubt they will find some asinine excuse to put me in my cell. The usual crimes are running around the room at top speed, wrestling with the kelb when he is sleeping, jumping on their heads when they are trying to sleep and other such trivial excuses. Why don't they just have me stuffed and be done with it?