The buffoon female infidel took some photos of me wearing a silly pink coat that I believe is to be my winter attire this year, or at least she thinks so anyway!
I refused to pander to her silliness and would not look into the camera.
Of course being a fabulous princess it was a little difficult to resist. (look at my tortured face).
I am acutely aware that I look a complete imbecile in this hideous Infidel contraption! I am not amused!
I am just trying to work out if there is any way that I can consume this coat to spare myself the humility of having to wear it in public.
You have witnessed the torture they put me through, if anyone out there wishes to emancipate me, please do! Infidels need not apply!