Last night was not so much fun, I seem to be experiencing another hormone surge and the kelb was like a dog possessed. He seemed to be of the opinion that I was his prison bitch yesterday, the mere thought sends a shiver down my spine and makes me feel sick to the stomach. Not even if he were the last kelb alive would I sully myself so! Luckily the female infidel removed him and made him lie down away from me, it didn't stop his attempts on my person, it was as if he were bewitched. I can understand his attraction to me, I am rather alluring, but he is a minion. GAK!
The dust seems to have settled this morning and he has only had a quick sniff as the female told him at once to leave me. I just know that if it continues I will have to be taken to see the vet and be impaled again with a needle to stop the hormones. What a wretched existence. A fatwa on the lustful kelb! Loathsome creature.