Oh well a little amusement to start off another dull day in the tedious world of the proles. I still remain a captive of the infidels after all these long months and I despair of there ever being a rescue party. One has to amuse oneself somehow during these dark days!
Saturday, 11 October 2008
Day 427 of Captivity
The female infidel seemed to become slightly enraged this morning when I ran away with the shower curtain, complete with pole, during her shower. I managed to hit her on the head with the pole as I made my escape, perhaps it will knock some sense into her! She was covered in soap and shampoo and screeching at me, she looked like an abomination, the sight was quite abhorrent and I soon began to regret this maneuver. She really ought to have grasped the fact that I become very bored when left alone for even a few moments! This week I have managed to gnaw on her mobile phone, shred a box of tissues and steal the shower curtain all during shower time, does anyone else see a theme here? Yes the female infidel truly is a dullard!