Saturday, 17 January 2009

Day 526 of Captivity

Consumables of 2009:  1 Satellite TV control
  1 Coaster
  1 watch strap

I like to keep my diet mixed and varied.  

I almost managed to maim the male infidel this evening.  He was throwing himself about on this new electric running machine they have bought.  I was stood at the foot of the belt contemplating what would happen if I stepped on the end during his run, when the female caught me and flapped her arms about to make me move.  They are always flapping about, it is most annoying.  I assume that my stepping on the end of the belt mid run would have had dire consequences for the male infidel, perhaps I will store this one for another day, when the pesky female is not there to interrupt me.


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