1 watch strap
I like to keep my diet mixed and varied.
I almost managed to maim the male infidel this evening. He was throwing himself about on this new electric running machine they have bought. I was stood at the foot of the belt contemplating what would happen if I stepped on the end during his run, when the female caught me and flapped her arms about to make me move. They are always flapping about, it is most annoying. I assume that my stepping on the end of the belt mid run would have had dire consequences for the male infidel, perhaps I will store this one for another day, when the pesky female is not there to interrupt me.