Imagine my glee when I learned that roast beef with all the trimmings was on the Infidels menu this evening. I should have known the hedonistic, potbellied simians would eat it all themselves! However, intelligence sources have confirmed that the hairy one and the strange nerdy one are off to the dentist tomorrow, hopefully their mandibles will be wired shut, leaving an opening for me and my counter surfing deftness! Should I not perish from lack of nutrients in the night, I am reduced to chewing my own feet and the occasional nibble of the camel stool! How the kelb survives with his body mass I do not know!