Needless to say I have had to endure the most intolerable level of pouting today, and they say Salukis can sulk! I have spent the day sleeping off the tedium of her bad temper.
Wednesday, 24 June 2009
Day 682 of Captivity
The female Infidel is still sulking because yesterday she had a couple of visitors. I was already hyper before they arrived and had been performing the wall of death, much to the female Infidels horror and she rushed about the villa grabbing precious things whilst berating me. This only made the game so much more fun and sent me into a state of euphoria. I was in the middle of a lap of the villa when the visitors arrived. I felt it only good manners to rush to greet them and I took a good run up and launched myself into one of them, a small elderly lady. The female Infidel then lost the plot and banished me to my crate. How was I to know I could have broken her hip, I was just being a good host!