The female infidel thinks that my bout of illness was down to my greediness! How VERY dare she! I am the very epitome of restraint, unlike her toady, he is a walking garbage disposal unit. I was crushed by her accusations and sulked on the couch all morning.
This morning ravaged with hunger, having only had a light meal yesterday I was forced to stoop to counter surfing in the kitchen. This resulted in the nerdy infidel being chastised for not completing his chores and he was berated and forced to sort out the dishes. A small recompense for having my food source whisked away. The bonus was the nerdy one sulked and was miserable, I always get a degree of gratification out of seeing him suffer.