Having only been fed a pitiful meal, I was forced to resort to counter surfing for sustenance. However, anything nice that I might have dined on had been put into a diabolical Infidel invention called Tupperware. Damn evolution for not giving me opposable digits! Surely even in the wild these would have been useful for twisting the heads off peasant cats and other vile vermin! I am now concentrating very hard in the hope that I may manifest thumbs in the night.