Friday, 25 March 2011

Day 1287 of Captivity

No wonder those nefarious infidels have been keeping me away from the laptop! I have discovered their dastardly plan and it is diabolical indeed, they intend to force me to leave my beloved land and live in the Scottish Highlands!  That is almost the Arctic!  I will surely freeze to death!

This is not the only fiendish plan they have up their sleeves, apparently not only are they dragging me across the world to a frozen wasteland, but I must first be sent to live in a gulag for dogs!  I have to share a cell with the fetid kelb for 6 long and ghastly months!  I can't believe it!

8 comments:

Felix said...

Well, why do you have to go to that gulag? Tell your people, that they should vaccinate you against rabies, wait 3 month, get your blood tested in some specialised european laboratories and proofed that there are antibodies.

AND get a mikrochip under your skin.

If you have any questions, please send me a mail (felix.majestix@googlemail.com) , that's how I got out of Ivory Coast and into Germany.

all the best!
Felix, the Saluki-Mix

Stella (given to me by the infidels) said...

Hi Felix

I have been fully vaccinated against rabies for my entire life, and receive regular boosters. Unfortunately, KSA is not in the passport scheme and the blood test is not accepted from here. I am also microchipped ;O)

The female has looked into all alternatives and this way means that no matter what, at the end of the six months I can go home to them. It also means that we miss out on all the stress of the house being packed up and our new home will be set up for us when we are ready to go.

The female also has someone checking on us to send photos and updates so that she is assured we are settled. I also have 6 months to think of a way to make them pay for their evilness ;O)

Lin Hawkyard said...

Poor Stella, when does your incarceration start? Can't say I would like the idea of living in Scotland (shhh, don't tell the infidels I said that) either. Heathen land and cold and rainy. I hope they buy you plenty of warm coats to wear.

houndstooth said...

Oh no! That is horrible! I will keep my paws crossed that you survive the experience. Can it really be worse than the captivity you are currently forced to endure?

Bunny

Julianne said...

Oh, I just learned of your soon to be and oh so sad fate.
I am so sorry you have to be without your family espcially the one who endlessly spoils you!
I know your family will be much happier which mwans you will too!
Love, Julie, Michelle, & Otie

Julianne said...

Oh, I just learned of your soon to be and oh so sad fate.
I am so sorry you have to be without your family espcially the one who endlessly spoils you!
I know your family will be much happier which mwans you will too!
Love, Julie, Michelle, & Otie

Stella (given to me by the infidels) said...

Lin, they plot to send us in the next couple of weeks once they can get the flights and paperwork arranged.

Bunny banged up abroad in close proximity to the kelb.....shudders

Julienne said...

As I sit here reading your distressing news Souk taps me on the knee and instructs me (!) to tell you that it is not all bad, many of her family have been through similar experiences and they feed you well, spoil you a lot and do allow visitors!